|\/| () /\ |-| /\ |-| /\

New kind of alphabet:
= I, ( = C, () = O, ) = D, _ = L, \ = N, \/ = M, \/\/ = W, \/ = V, /\ = A, < = K, > = P, _ = U, _ = J, (/) = Ø, - = H

I + C + O + D + L + N + M + W + V + A + K + P + U + J + Ø + H. Lot`s of opportunities for complicated writing.

1. - /\ _ _ (), \/ /\ \ ! _ _ \/ >! \ () \/\/, \/\/ /\ ( < ().
Hallo, man! Jump! Now, wacko.

2. \/ _ \/ + ) /\ )
Mum + Dad

3. \/\/ () \/\/ ()
Woi Woi

4. > _ - /\ () -
Puha oh

5. - /\ - /\ - /\! - () - () - () ! \/\/ () \/\/!
Hahaha! Hohoho! Wow!

6. - \/ \/...
Hmm...

7. - /\ > >
Happi

To give a few examples.
Damn it, didn`t work! Supposed to be vertical lines almost everywhere, as in the "Moahaha" title. Why blogspot? Why? Shit.